Tuesday, June 12, 2007

go-lokal...

Prelude :

Rima: Saya sudah kecewa dengan lelaki tempatan. Semuanya tak guna.
baca selanjutnya...


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Rima budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur.

Biasalah, bila sudah duduk 'town', mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dengan lelaki 'mat saleh'. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang 'boyfriend'nya yang bermata biru.

Punyalah 'eksyen' si Rima, hinggalah suatu hari dia terserempak lelaki Inggeris tadi dengan wanita lain yang lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.

Rima menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke-empat, Rima mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dengan lelaki 'mat saleh' tadi yang baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yang ditulis oleh Rima binti Kulup Kecil...


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Mike,

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US!!

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she!

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land!.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie to me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body form this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk...

Rima



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3 Comments:

Blogger Tok Rimau said...

Sukacita permohonan saudari untuk memutuskan perhubungan adalah gagal.

6/14/2007 08:01:00 AM  
Blogger sinaganaga said...

Spyz, Rimau,
HA HA.

6/14/2007 08:44:00 AM  
Blogger dugongsenyum said...

Naga, Tok R, Spyz,

Buwahahahahaha

korang ni lawaklah...

6/14/2007 12:05:00 PM  

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